1. Conversation with my mother over dinner on Sunday night.
Me: Mum, I slept with another woman.
Mum: *tries very hard not to take the bait*
Me: She was 45.
Mum *locks her face into Look of Stone*
Me: She was American
Mum: OH MY GOD, HOW COULD YOU?
Hehe.
2. While having cuddles and kisses with girls is all very nice, I really need to sleep with a boy and get pounded like the dirty hoaquer that we all know that I am.
3. I need to buy condoms. I haven't bought condoms since 2000, due to vast amounts from Family Planning, Durex giveaways and also three and a half years of abstinence, and now they've all long expired, so I have no idea what I should buy. What's a good generic condom to buy when you're not sure who exactly will be wearing it ultimately? Advice please!
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